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Alamo Dude's avatar

Louisiana is going to get Gator Ally-Catraz next.

Trump is wearing a red Gulf of America hat in Alligator Alcatraz, in Ochopee, Fla. A A-8~Pee, Gulf of America. Making fun of high speed rail Kali Gruesome wasting the original Alcatraz.

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Ricochet Cafe's avatar

Isn't the original Alcatraz now a tourist spot? I hear Disney is having a hard time drumming up visitors, maybe Alcatraz can pick up some of the slack and help old Gavin out.

And if you think Florida names are weird, try Louisiana. New Orleans has a street named Tchoupitoulas. I don't know the right way to pronounce it but I know how people say it: chop-a-too-luss or similar to chop-it-to-us.

Old story: A dead horse was found on Tchoupitoulas Street in the French Quarter and the police officers finding the animal had to write up a report. Unable to figure out how to spell the name of the street, they dragged the horse to Canal Street and falsified the report.

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Alamo Dude's avatar

Louisiana are the lost Arcadians booted out of our 51st State, Canadia. With strange sandwiches called Mufaladas. Not sure Gator really tastes like chicken, but Gators would have prevented that jail break they just had. Cajun food and Zydeco goes great with TexMex and Salsa in the summertime.

The original Alcatraz, wasted as a tourist attraction now, would be great for a Disney Child groomer sting operation-reality show. If you can escape like Running Man, you get a free ticket to somewhere else. like Iran, Venezuela, North Korea…🍿🍿🍿🤣

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Ricochet Cafe's avatar

I like muffelatas myself. I once had gator. I asked a guy there before I ordered the gator what does gator taste like?

He said, “Tastes like turtle.” Now that’s a Cajun answer.

Louisiana is a mix of Cajuns (Ac-cajuns from Canada as you say) and Creoles (people of Spanish or French descent). Everyone else in the 1800s in New Olreans was “American,” including, for instance, Irish people.

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Alamo Dude's avatar

👍Ditto on the food, music and swamp culture. Too bad Mayor Willie Wonka and Gov Brown sold them out for KahSeenAs for corrupt gambling money Laundromats. They have never revovered since Katrina. Which was a man made disaster spending money for raising the levies instead on Casinos.

“Hello, we are from the Goober$Mint. We are here to help (our selves to your $$$)”.

What will Dems do for their Reptile Dysfunction? Import salt water Crocodiles to surround Alcatraz? Instead of stepping over homeless 💩 in their LA-San Francisco virtue signaling Crocs?

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Jen Wiberg's avatar

Another informative article. Go MTG !!

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Ricochet Cafe's avatar

I like MTG, too.

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