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The Timeline

• April 25, 2023 Joe Biden announced he would run for President with Kamala Harris as his running mate

• June 27, 2024 the debate between Trump and Biden exposed Biden’s cognitive decline

• July 8, 2024 Biden tweets that he will “put Trump in the bull’s eye.”

• July 13, 2024 6:11 p.m., President Donald Trump was shot at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania (near Pittsburgh). Corey Comparatore was killed in front of his family and David Dutch and James Copenhaver were seriously injured but survived. The shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks, was killed

• July 14, 2024 Biden tweets his condolences to the “victim who was killed” but does not mention his name

• July 14, 2024 The FBI washes down the crime scene in Butler

• July 15-18, 2024, The Republic National Convention takes place. Trump accepts the nomination with a bandage on his ear

• July 16, 2024 The FBI releases the crime scene

• July 17, 2024 ABC News reports that Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer were urging Biden not to run again

• July 17, 2024 Biden tests positive for COVID

• July 17, 2024 “POTUS is 421!” Joe Biden cuts short a Las Vegas campaign visit when there is a medical emergency. Biden is med-evaced to the D.C. area and we still do not know what happened. A 421 call is very serious, it is something life threatening

• July 18, 2024 Kimberly Cheatle (Secret Service director) shows up at Republican National Convention (RNC) and is met with angry Republicans shouting at her so that she has to run away. Too bad they didn’t have tar and feathers

• July 18, 2024 Nancy Pelosi makes a threatening phone call to Joe Biden. Actually, nobody knows what was said, but Pelosi herself has stated she told Biden to quit the race. Since he didn’t want to quit and yet he did quit a couple of days later, she may well have threatened him

• July 19, 2024 Many senior Democrats publicly and privately demanded that Biden step down

• July 21, 2024, Biden exited the presidential race for the good of party and country (he put them in that order, party first). Later that same day but in a separate announcement, Biden endorsed Harris. The tweet announcement has been removed from X

• July 21, 2024 Trump posts on Truth Social that Biden owes him money for all the ads his campaign took out against him, since he was obviously not planning to run

• July 21, 2024 begins a prolonged multi-day period where Biden is not seen; he has since been “seen” in long-range photos from a beach vacation in Delaware of over 2 weeks

• July 22, 2024 Kimberly Cheatle, Director of the Secret Service, is grilled before Congress. She is such a bad liar, she suggests that sloped roofs were the reason that Secret Service agents could not protect the President. Cheatle is a friend of Jill Biden

• July 23, 2024 Kimberly Cheatle resigns and Ronald Rowe is made Acting Director. He is a friend of Alejandro Mayorkas

• July 23, 2024 The body of assassin Thomas Matthew Crooks was returned to the family

• August 5, 2024 The public learns that Crooks was cremated but details are sketchy. No autopsy report has ever been released, nor do we know his toxicology or if he was taking psychiatric medications

• August 6, 2024 A virtual roll call vote was conducted and Harris became the official Democrat nomination for President. All of the votes and money that came in for Biden were transferred to her

• August 23, 2024 RFK Jr. suspends his Presidential campaign and endorses Trump

• August 28, 2024 The FBI releases photographs relevant to the Crooks crime. This includes a photo of some explosive devices (bombs) in Crooks’ car trunk. They were allegedly capable of being detonated remotely

• August 29, 2024 Kamala Harris brings Tim Walz with her to her friendly interview with Dana Bash, and it’s still a disaster. Mostly the interview showed that Kamala was afraid to appear alone and needed a man by her side to prop her up. This is not a good look for somebody who wants to be America’s first female president

For the time being, let’s not discuss the details of the failed attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13, 2024, just days before the Republican National Convention. At that moment in history, Biden—who was known to be cognitively impaired by insiders and most of the smarter public—was still president and things seemed to be working out just fine for the Democrat Party. Biden had dementia, but the system could work him to advantage. In other words, when you’re living in a banana republic, an incompetent president is helpful.

Thinking the unthinkable, let’s imagine that the shots fired on July 13 found their target and Trump was suddenly out of the race. (God forbid!) Biden could have denounced the event and even thrown a big conciliatory state funeral for his arch-enemy. The powers behind the throne (or wheelchair as the case may be) might have left him on the ticket. Biden was money-mad and malleable so he works well for the oligarchy. Sure, he bombed in the debate, but the public might have forgotten that. The mainstream media can bury stories like that fast.

Had the Democrats wanted what they have now—Biden out, Kamala on the ticket—the better way to orchestrate this would be to let Biden retire with dignity months ago, let Kamala be sworn in as POTUS (I’m throwing up in my mouth a little), and allow her to campaign as the incumbent. She could have brought Walz in as her Vice President and they could have run a snazzy campaign, live from the White House! The reason that this was not done is that nobody wanted this. Nobody wanted Kamala running for office, not even Democrats.

What they wanted was to take Trump out. If Trump were out, it is plausible that Nikki Haley might have grabbed the nomination. Nikki Haley is the Democrat’s Republican. She is all about war and the new world order and would have gladly played ball with the oligarchy. So if the Democrats could have gotten Trump out of the running, a contest between Biden and Haley is a six-of-one, half-a-dozen of the other kind of race. Two different wings on the same old corrupt buzzard.

Of course, if Donald Trump was not at the RNC that week, maybe Ramaswamy would have gotten the nomination. I think it’s plausible that Donald Trump, Jr. might have gotten the nomination. Democrats were betting that these two dark horses would not get the nomination or would lose to the Democrats. Both would be starting a campaign from scratch and have only weeks to win.

The Democrats likely wanted Joe Biden to run. It is rare for incumbents to not run for a second term. The last incumbent not to run was Lyndon Baines Johnson (LBJ), who was facing a losing battle both in politics and against alcoholism. However, LBJ quit before he started. LBJ did not abandon a campaign a few months shy of the finishing line. Biden is a unicorn here, he is the only President to first win the primaries and then withdraw weeks before collecting a sure-fire nomination. He quit the race in a tweet rather than an address to the nation, and he did not even write the letter on official stationery. You do not have to be a handwriting expert to see that the signature does not look like Biden’s real signature. It almost looks like somebody quit the campaign for him.

So Joe Biden withdraws from the race on X—sort of the equivalent of breaking up on social media—and he disappears. This tells me that Biden was not 100% on board with stepping down.

Live at the Improv!

If one follows the actual timeline, the Democrats were left with the unhappy dilemma of a race between Biden and Trump. Democrats are more pragmatic than sentimental, so if they couldn’t get rid of one part of the equation, they’d get rid of the other part. That is, if they couldn’t ditch Trump, they’d ditch Biden. And this was where Nancy Pelosi and her flying monkeys came in and announced Joe’s retirement. I’m sure Jill negotiated as big a pot of money as she could get her greasy hands on (my guess it’s a huge endowment for the Biden Library with Dr. Jill collecting a paycheck for running it). As the old me-oh-my-oh song goes, Goodbye Joe, you gotta go…

The desired Democrat scenario—Biden vs. Haley—was a lot neater. And it gave the advantage to Democrats, who have been nursing feeble Joe’s campaign along for months. Haley would have only weeks to scramble to get a campaign going before the election, she’d be at a major disadvantage in terms of time and money, but even if she won, she’d be as workable as Joe Biden.

Alas, the Democrats suffered a reversal of fortune. Trump’s in, Biden’s out, and now it’s the Democrats who are having to scramble to get Kamala’s campaign launched. In some ways, broad public ignorance of Kamala Harris and her politics works to her benefit, but in other ways, she needs some name recognition to beat Trump. The problem with Kamala is she has no real achievements, she makes Hillary Clinton seem warm and fuzzy, and she is an absolute disaster at public speaking. Plus she has a track record of incarcerating Black men on phony charges. Not exactly the ideal candidate for Democrats.

In other words, Kamala Harris isn’t giving the Democrat machine much to work with.

Did they really want this race to be Harris versus Trump? I don’t think the Democrats ever wanted Harris in any role. Word from Jack Posobiec in a long interview on the Tucker Carlson network is that Biden wanted somebody like Amy Klobuchar or Gretchen “Botox” Whitmire to be his Vice President back in 2020. But the Democrats wanted a Black candidate who was also female, so Kamala agreed to go transracial and transition to Black. She used to be South Asian when she was in the Senate.

But with Trump running around alive—big as life and twice as terrible—the Democrats are past the point that they can defenestrate Kamala. It is now a case of can’t win with her, can’t win without her.

So, the Democrats are improvising. My suspicion is that they did not ever envision this campaign as a race between Trump and Harris. And while the Democrat “blob,” as commentator Michael Benz calls them, could tolerate and even work with a Nikki Haley, they are facing annihilation if Trump gets in. Remember that old saying: if you shoot at the king, you best not miss.

Lot of Ambien being sold in D.C. right now. Some people aren’t sleeping too well.

So now we can all sit back and watch the Democrats—who are no good at humor or empathy—try to improvise their way out of this self-created problem. To improvise well, you have to be flexible and be able to read the room. They’re not good at those things.

If they had wanted Kamala on the ticket, they could have done it in a way that worked in their favor, instead of a way that makes them look like a bunch of people who belong in a home for the criminally insane.

Explosives Are a Girl’s Best Friend

One thing that keeps coming up in research on Kamala Harris is her proximity to explosive devices.

Let’s harken back to January 6, 2020 or J6. At that point in time, J6 was the biggest, greatest day in Kamala’s tragic and unaccomplished political career. Her election to the office of Vice President was going to be certified. But Kamala strangely was not at the Capitol, soaking in the glitz and glamor and goose bumps of her meteoric and totally undeserved political ascendancy. Where was she?

She was nearby at the office building of the Democrat National Convention (DNC). So was her Secret Service detail. So were some cops. And there was an explosive device—a “pipe bomb”—found just outside the DNC headquarters building. (There was also one at the Republican National Convention headquarters as well, but that’s another story.) The pipe bombs were reportedly fake.

Harris has very cautiously lied about her whereabouts on J6, until she didn’t. As expected, the mainstream media is curiously mum about the DNC pipe bomb and Kamala’s changing stories. Initially, when asked where she was on J6, she said, “I was at the Capitol that morning, and then I was in a meeting, and I was told I should leave. And I was taken to a secure location with my husband.”

She was not at the Capitol, she was at the DNC, from whence she was evacuated at around 1:15 p.m. when the pipe bomb was found. The Capitol was not evacuated for another hour. The lie grew legs and soon it was reported that Harris was at the Capitol all morning. Eventually, the truth came out and Kamala had to admit that she was at the DNC. It didn’t make the news.

Here’s a short smart video on those events.

But why was Kamala Harris at the DNC on the morning and early afternoon of J6? One explanation is that the pipe bombs were plants, put there by the authorities to be used as evidence against the J6 protests, that is, against Trump and his supporters. But J6 took on a life of its own and the pipe bombs were no longer needed, in fact, they might have been unnecessary. Overkill. Damaging. So they were quietly removed.

And in case this strains your credibility, the Secret Service text messages regarding the DNC pipe bomb all got accidentally deleted! Isn’t that amazing! All of the texts about the discovery of the DNC pipe bomb and Kamala Harris at the DNC on J6 just magically disappeared! And, yes, our old friend Kim Cheatle was involved, too.

So what was the plot? Like all things the Democrats do, it’s both convoluted and stupid. There are two explanations.

• Harris was at the wrong place at the wrong time. The pipe bombs were “stand-alone” hoaxes and Harris was not supposed to be at the DNC or anywhere near it that day. She just bumbled in and the people who planted the phony-baloney pipe bombs had to cover for her. She was told to lie about where she was (she did) and then when she got caught in the lie, she was told to confess (and she did). What was she doing at the DNC? Who knows? Harris is a goofball.

• Harris was part of the plot. She was deliberately sent to the DNC, knowing a phony bomb was just outside, so this could be used at evidence against the Trump team, making Trump supporters look violent and Harris look like a victim. The bomb was phony so Harris was never in any real danger. When there was enough chaos at the Capitol on J6 so that the pipe bomb was no longer needed, it was quietly packed up and put away. They didn’t need Kamala to have narrowly escaped with her life, so they told her to say she wasn’t at the DNC until she was finally caught in the lie. (Nobody much noticed anyway.)

Kamala’s second happy brush with explosives came on the July 13 assassination attempt on President Trump. Once again, explosives turned out to help her. As a result of the failed plot on Trump at Butler, Kamala ascended to the nomination for President although she is eminently unqualified, singularly unworthy, and rather annoying. This time the bomb was real and belonged to Thomas Matthew Crooks, or so we are told.

Crooks went to the Butler, Pennsylvania Trump rally by car and two improvised explosive devices were found in his car after his death. His two bombs could be detonated remotely and likely would have killed hundreds of people at the crowded Trump rally. We do not know if Crooks tried to detonate them or not. According to the FBI report, two of these homemade bombs were in the trunk of the car. The FBI published a few photos. A subsequent search of Crooks’ home found he had bomb-making supplies there.

Kamala got the nomination because Thomas Michael Crooks tried to turn a Trump Rally into the OK-Corral. Once again, explosives are a girl’s best friend.

What’s Next?

Democrats are a sinister party and their utter devotion to group-think and doing as they’re told makes them sometimes seem smarter than they are. Democrats are good with long-range plans that demand the absolutely slave-like allegiance of other Democrats. They march well in unison. They don’t think on their feet well. (Just ask a Democrat a question and you’ll see proof of how they can’t improvise.)

If it weren’t the fate of a nation riding on this, the current Kamala debacle would be funny. Kamala got the nomination, but not even Joe Biden is going to vote for her. (What do you want to be that the whole Biden family votes Republican this year?)

Joe and Kamala were arch-enemies before this even started. They were at odds right out of the chute in the administration (Kamala’s calling her future boss a rapist and a racist on television did not turn out to be a good strategy), but like Bill and Hillary they needed each other more than they hated each other. That’s why Biden repeatedly gave Kamala must-fail assignments and often refused to meet with her. If you think Joe hates Kamala, you should see Jill. Not even Obama—who once said Kamala was “good looking”—is a fan. And remember that 92% of the people who went to work for Kamala in the Executive Branch quit—a plum assignment for political wonks—most of them running out of the room screaming. Her staff doesn’t like her. Except for Tim Walz and an army of ditzy blue-haired abortion mongers with nose rings, nobody wants her near the White House.

The Democrats cannot ditch her, without losing their credibility as guardians of identity politics. The Democrats cannot win with her, without having to rig every voting machine in the nation (not enough time). So what are they going to do?

Improvise?

I know the Democrats would ditch Kamala in a heartbeat if they had a viable candidate. The reason this has not happened is not because Democrats do not know how to dispose of the disfavored in their ranks. What they lack is the viable replacement.