It's Jump-the-Shark Week!

Democrats Are Up to Their Old Routines and It's Getting BORING

The Discovery Channel has a week long celebration of shark documentaries, movies, and imaginatively titled shows this week (July 20-26, 2025) including Frankenshark and Attack of the Devil Shark. They also have serious shark documentaries and a homage to the classic movie thriller Jaws which celebrates its 50th birthday this year. Meanwhile, the Democrats are having their own week of festivities, showing themselves and others as still unfit to govern or even be interviewed on a podcast. This is like watching a rerun of a rerun with somebody who tells you how the story ends. Stick a fork in them, the Democrats are done. It’s Jump-the-Shark week if you’re watching the news.

1. Hunter Biden says if he ran for President in the next 2 years or 3 years or 4 years, hinting first that he has presidential aspirations but then revealing he has no idea what year this is. In an interview with some podcast (which even Democrat-fanboy outlet MSNBC called “embarrassing”), Hunter managed to drop the F-bomb in every sentence (and two or three times in some sentences), spew hatred and vitriol, and then attack George Clooney. It was an unexpected move (not the hatred and profanity, that George Clooney is apparently Hunter’s arch-enemy). He also said that crack is probably not as dangerous as drinking liquor (yeah, how many addicted young woman will turn tricks for a beer?) and is, in fact, much safer than regular cocaine. This is like saying drinking liquid Drano is safer than eating the crystals. He also said he was clean and sober since 2019 while ranting and screaming and overtalking the interviewer like just about any crack addict would do. Great interview. Watching this could turn Liz Warren MAGA.

2. Democrats are now running Communists as mayors for major cities. (Karen Bass is a commie of the Cuban school, she’s mayor of LA. Zohran Mamdani is running for New York City, he’s a commie of the terrorist school. Then there is some thin-faced Somalian man running for mayor of Minneapolis, he’s a communist of the Somalian school. Chicago already has its commie firmly ensconced.) This is an amusing turn of events, since serious polling data and general understanding of the electorate indicates the average Democrat (and average American) is not really interested in going full commie.

3. They’re funny when they drink, aren’t they? Substance abuse and alcoholism appear do not seem to enhance Democrat coherence. Take James Carville, formerly known as the Ragin’ Cajun and now just the Agin’ Cajun. He’s called the Democrat Party—his beloved— “constipated, leaderless, confused,” and he concludes aptly that the Dems are now a “cracked-out clown car.” This ties Jump-the-Shark events together neatly. Not one to stay sober, Kamala Harris went to social media to post a self-congratulatory message about how she launched her billion-dollar failed presidential campaign one year ago. She says something about “we are in this fight together” as if her electoral loss was seen as some sort of cause. A wonderful person over at RNC Research (affiliated with the Republican National Committee) observed wrly that getting the nomination to be president without getting a single vote “is not the flex you think it is.”

4. Representative LaMonica McIver (D-NJ) got indicted for assaulting federal law enforcement officials. It’s on video, including her body-slamming people she disagreed with using her tremendous corpulence while shouting. Her trial is not set until November 10, but Hakeem Jeffries is big mad. You may recall, McIver stated that she would put her hands on anyone she wanted for any reason, except she said it using a profanity worse than Hunter’s favorite word. That quote has all but been scrubbed from the internet. Hakeem said that her indictment was an “assault on the independence of Congress.” I guess he means that Congressional representatives should be free to push around federal law enforcement officers. Not exactly the best cause to champion. Plus isn’t the Democrat mantra “no one is above the law”? Maybe they need to rewrite that: “No one is above the law, except us Democrats.” Great rock to tie around your neck as you drown in the sea of criminal assault.

5. Meghan Markle (celebrity progressive and part-time princess) and Michelle Obama are having a mad race to the bottom with their media endeavors and podcasts. Both are narcisstic whiners who are discovering that the public is getting a little tired of vastly overpaid, overprivileged people griping how they’re victims. Even being spoiled has an expiration date and they’re past it.

6. Speaking of crazy women, Rosie O’Donnell moved to Ireland to get away from Donald Trump and yet talks about him constantly on social media. Meanwhile, Ellen DeGeneres has relocated to England where she appears to be undergoing some kind of a medical transformation to look like King Charles III.

   

7. Late Night with Stephen Colbert got cancelled and they’re doing a super-slow termination of Colbert, allowing him another year of inflated salary to produce a weird show that was not even cringe-funny. The show is a financial drain on the network, whatever stupid network it’s on, since it operates at a loss quoted as $40M a year (that’s $769,230.77 a week). In ancient times, people turned to evening television and particularly late-night shows for entertainment, laughs, maybe some non-inflammatory conversation, jokes, and music. I remember when evening television was fun. Watch some Jay Leno Tonight Show reruns on YouTube (especially where they do funny headlines) and you’ll see the amazing humorous heights from which Colbert has plummeted.

8. Speaking of losing $40M, that seems to be a magic number among the Democrats in Jump-the-Shark Week. Guess who else is losing $40M a year? The tall angry but progressive women of the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA). Caitlin Clark is a star player with the Indiana Fever, a team that is less well known than even the Washington Generals, the goofy team that always took on the Harlem Globetrotters in exhibition games. Clark is a standout not just in terms of her skill set, but also her skin color. Watching the Indiana Fever games of the WNBA (something I have never done) appears to be like watching a hockey game except the fights break out among the teammates. Players on Clark’s own team like to knock her down, jab her with an elbow to the ribs, poke her in the eye with long acrylic nails, trip her, and commit other egregious fouls. It’s all in their idea of good fun, since the refs won’t intervene. In fact, I sometimes wonder if the refs don’t spit on her while she’s been pummeled in a heap on the floor as they announce she’s fine and play may resume. If you don’t know who Clark is, she’s easy to spot. She’s the white girl. The WNBA is on some sort of strike now saying that the league has to pay them what they owe them, as if a $40M losing franchise is something they want to divvy up. I did some math. There are 144 players in the WNBA since each of the 12 teams is allowed up to 12 players. (It may be that some teams have fewer than 12 players, but let’s use 144 for math purposes.) That means each of those 144 women owes the WNBA $277,777.78. That’s how much the league lost, divided up. And it’s per year. It’s only fair, and it was their idea.

9. Jeffrey Epstein remains the man who will not die, if he ever did die. Old stories about how Epstein’s death were faked are resurfacing along with allegations that there is no client list or there is a client list that’s been hidden or maybe that there are documents that do not exist. It’s all very confusing. My favorite story is that the video tapes from Epstein island went straight to some foreign country. This is jump-the-shark territory. First of all, Epstein was many things but stupid was not one of them. No criminal of even marginal intelligence keeps a list of accomplices or victims or bank account numbers. Now I hear that his girlfriend/madame/accomplice Ghislaine is going to get a few days vacation from prison to testify before Congress. And I am pretty sure that Virginia Guiffre did not commit suicide. This is like watching some made-for-streaming series that lasts for 10,000 seasons.

10. The Wall Street Journal, an old-school newspaper which has enjoyed occasional bouts of credibility, published the most moronic anti-Trump article in recent memory. The “journalist” claimed he unearthed some letter that Donald Trump allegedly wrote to Jeffrey Epstein back in the days when they were a couple of wild and crazy guys partying in Manhattan. This strange letter was embellished with a lewd picture of a naked woman. The text of the letter sounded like an adult wrote it but the doodle was something a ten-year-old boy of bad character might draw as an old kid of bad character egged him on. Victor Davis Hanson of the Heritage Foundation pointed out that the language in the letter does not sound even remotely like Trump. It talks about “enigmas.” When have you ever heard Trump say something was an “enigma”? (If something seemed engimatic to Trump, I suspect he would have used a two-syllable swear word that starts with “bull.”) Plus I’ve never seen or heard of Trump being a doodler. Besides, if Trump and/or Epstein wanted to see a naked woman, it was in their power to arrange the real McCoy. The Wall Street Journal has totally jumped the shark with this made-up Trump story. The made-up Trump story is so 2015. We’ve seen and heard thousands of these. Plus, are we supposed to be enraged or shocked that Donald Trump may have drawn a picture of a naked woman? For pity’s sake, our government is rife with fraud and the gold in Fort Knox may be missing, but by all means, let’s worry about some 50-year-old fake drawing of a naked lady. That stuff may have worked in 2016, but that dog has retired from hunting.

11. Leticia “Big Tish” James, the attorney general (AG) of New York is in trouble for so many things, I’m losing count. And I’m getting her mixed up with Adam “Pencilneck” Schiff in the Senate (D-CA) who apparently has declared Maryland as his residence while representing California. And remember Fani “I got my dress on backward” Willis who tried to prosecute Trump? She’s now in trouble for a totally unrelated matter because she she is not allowing parents to enter statements against a preschool on charges of felony child cruelty. The kids in question are preschoolers and it is said they were abused while at this particular school under the supervision of the defendants in this case. But Fani barred the door to the parents; they cannot testify or give a victim impact statement on behalf of their children. Why? Fani wants to practice “restorative justice” and let the perps get an “alternative” to prosecution. In other words, she wants them to go free and parents making a victim statement might interfere with letting child abusers go free. And last but not least remember the FBI raid on Mar-A-Lago? The one where the FBI had orders to shoot anyone who interfered? That may have been the only FBI raid in history where they came to steal documents from the victim rather than retrieve them? Comparing this to the game of hide and seek, they didn’t have a “search warrant,” they had a “hide warrant” to hide the documents they didn’t want to come to light. That’s going to come back and bite some people. Not mentioning any names, but his initials are Jack Smith. He is the illegal special prosecutor in the Trump documents case. He was never legally appointed to the role. He’s kind of a vigilante prosecutor (hey, that might make a good Netflix series).

    

Happy Jump-the-Shark Week as Democrats trot out their old schemes and dreams and plots and do the same stupid stuff they’ve been doing for years. It didn’t work then, but they keep on trying. Maybe this year… maybe this time … it’ll work … and we’ll all convert to become Democrats. Actually, Democrats don’t care what you think, they just want to confiscate all your wealth.

What’s Next?

This year’s Jump-the-Shark Week is a nice cover for the really big news that is coming up. Remember Russian collusion? Collusion is a fancy word for being in cahoots. Somebody (not mentioning any names but their initials are Barack and Hillary) launched a campaign that said not only did Russia interfere with the 2016 election of Donald Trump, but that Donald Trump orchestrated the whole thing by working secretly (in cahoots) with the Russians. In other words, Trump and Russia got together to get the Democrats out of office. The whole thing seemed silly because Russia got along way better with Hillary I’ll-Sell-You-Uranium Clinton than they ever would with Donald Trump, a known wild card. The campaign pulled off two major lies: the first was that Trump colluded with the Russians and vice versa and the second was that the Russians didn’t want Hillary in office.

Believe me, Hillary was Russia’s best friend. She’s always willing to sell secrets or rare minerals or land to anyone who has enough rubles.

But there is some truth to the fact that Russiagate was a conspiracy, because it was an orchestrated campaign with multiple power players. But, it was cooked up by the Democrats in Hillary’s bathroom (that’s where she kept her secret server) under the direction of somebody who used to be president. I forget his name, but I think it rhymes with “yo’ Mama.”

I am working on an article about Seth Rich. His obviously faked murder is going to come up in this investigation, too. So is Julian Assange (for publishing the leaked emails). Plus we’ll see a lot of the old familiar faces: Comey, Clapper, Brennan, Hillary, and Barry. I hope Robby Mook gets to testify. He was a right-hand man in Hillary’s 2016 campaign. I just always wondered what a guy named Mook looks like.

And maybe Huma Abedin Soros will have to cut short her honeymoon. She was Hillary’s handmaid, confidant, best friend, and gal pal during the 2016 campaign. (Part of Huma’s job—and I am not making this up—was to carry Hillary’s cell phone.)

The question remaining—and it’s hard to know how to answer this—is Trump mad enough to prosecute these villains for treason? Treason is a death penalty offense, at least it could be. At the very least, treason is going to keep these enemies of all that is decent in the Gray Bar Hotel for the rest of their unfortunate lives.

• Trump has a very strong case legally. It’s not like we don’t have evidence

• Trump has some very sharp lawyers who can be assembled to take down the Deep State if he can just get them into a feeding frenzy

• He and his family have been hurt and aggrieved. He’s the kind of man who protects his family

• The country has been torn apart. He’s a patriot

• But Donald Trump is also transactional, he is willing to forgive and move forward if there is benefit in it. He is not willing to destroy things if it harms this country.

Up until July 13, 2024, I would have told you: “I’m not sure if Trump will go after them for treason, the way I think he should.”

Then they tried to blow his head off.

I think we’re in for an interesting winter season. I think he’s going for it. Move over Benedict Arnold! I hope they get Peter Strzok, too, and his adulterous girlfriend Lisa Page.

I think we are going to see trials for serious crimes. This makes me wish I was a lawyer in D.C. specializing in political crimes. I’d charge these snakes thousands per hour—but I’d demand payment upfront since most of their funding has dried up.

These next news cycles will be the opposite of Jump-the-Shark week. I think I’ll call it Treason Season. It will be something completely new.